Weird Little Tools
Tools for things you didn't know you needed.
Weird Little Tools is a collection of single-purpose web tools. Each one does exactly one thing, does it instantly, and gives you a result worth sharing. No accounts, no onboarding, no fifteen-step wizards. Pick a tool, use it, share what you get.
Some of these tools are useful. Some are purely for entertainment. Most are somewhere in between. They're all free, they all work on your phone, and they all generate a unique shareable link so you can send the result to whoever needs to see it.
New tools show up regularly. If you have an idea for one, there's a contact page.
Tools
Friendship Compatibility Test
You each answer 18 questions separately — about your personality, habits, and what you actually think of each other. When you're both done, you get a compatibility score, category breakdown, and friendship superlative.
The Passive Aggressive Translator
Paste an email, text, or Slack message and find out what they actually meant. Adjust the suspicion slider from "they're probably fine" to "they definitely hate you" and get a decoded translation with a shareable link.
LinkedIn Cringe Translator
Paste a LinkedIn post and get an honest translation of the self-promotion hiding behind the inspirational storytelling. Perfect for anyone whose feed is full of people who are "thrilled to announce" things.
Art Hanging Layout Planner
Enter your wall dimensions and art sizes, get exact nail positions and layout options. No guessing, no math, no unnecessary holes. Uses real gallery spacing standards.
Gravity Painter
A physics-based painting toy. Drop particles that bounce, splash, and pool on your screen. Different brush modes, shake to disturb. Just a canvas and gravity.
Neighborhood Parody Listing
Enter an address and get a brutally honest real estate listing that says everything Zillow won't. Regionally specific. Uncomfortably accurate.